reaill:

thank u

My friends new tattoo is freakin cute omg

jodilyford:

Split foot Mandala. Yes, she was well informed that this tattoo would mostly fall out. It was part of the reason she wanted it. Inspired by sand mandalas created by monks that would take many hours to create, only to be destroyed.

I CANT SIT STILL WHILE THEY DO THE EXFOLIATER THINGY ON YOUR FEET WHILE YOU’RE GETTING A PEDICURE HOW DID THAT PERSON SIT THROUGH A TATTOO ON THE SOLES OF THEIR FEET WITHOUT SQUIRMING

omgggg

she thinks she’s scary

look what happens to my dog if you pretend your hand is a snake

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. 

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

we can’t duel right now my big bro set my yu gi oh deck on fire. don’t worry i saved blue eyes (i keep it in my back pocket 100% of the time)

dude this happens like every other week get your crap together or i’m trading this life in for magic the gathering

i’ll smoke u (on the b-ball court)

say that to my face u lil b-word if u wanna duel it out jus let me ask my mom real quick