(via salems-filled-with-witches)
asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*
(via edgay)
Same
(via ratgod)
i slowly open my eyes “where am i” i mutter softly, i turn to look around. I am covered in bottles of champagne. “what the fu-” i slowly realize what has happened. I have just awoken in a new bugatti
(via oomshi)
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”
— Dita von Teese (via drunkblogging)
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
(via salems-filled-with-witches)
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you can take away my dignity but you can’t take away my emojis
KISS ME
sorry i cant even remmeber if i posted another selfie today im like 99% positive i didnt but excuse me if i’m spamming u guys w/ my face
🌸😎🌸
(Source: tin-pan-ali, via osamah)
i decided getting my GED is definitely the road i want to take i want to go to college early but that makes finishing this year and focusing on finals extra hard b/c in a way im like it doesn’t matter at this point idk
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if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am